

Gina: THANKS FOR LETTING ME WATCH THIS, JULIA.ĬHRISTIAN THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME GET PREPARED FOR WHAT'S COMING. Julia: NOT UNTIL MY OLDEST GOT TO BE ABOUT 15. Gina: ARE YOU KIDDING? WATCHING THIS, I WANT AN EPIDURAL WITH MY OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. Gina: CHRIST, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BARELY BROKE A SWEAT. WE HAD THE GIRLS NUMB YOUR LUMBAR AREA.Ĭhristian: SIT UP AND PRETEND YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK WIND, SWEETIE. * AHH, MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, MAKE ME A PERFECT SOUL, A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE, A PERFECT LIE * YOU WERE NEVER REALLY GOOD AT MARKETING YOURSELF, CHRISTIAN. A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW, YOU'LL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY AND MOVE TO TAMPA, AND THEN YOU'LL BE BUT A DISTANT MEMORY FOR MY BRIDE-TO-BE. YOU THINK THIS AD IS BAD FOR BUSINESS? WAIT TILL YOU SEE NEXT WEEK'S CAMPAIGN.WHERE I PROMISE TO BEAT ANY ESTIMATE IN TOWN.

Merril: YOU WILL IF I TAKE ALL YOUR CLIENTS, WHICH I INTEND TO DO. Merril: YEAH, ACTUALLY, IT DOES, CHRISTIAN, WHICH IS WHY I'M RUNNING YOU OUT OF TOWN. Merril: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE EITHER MY PARTNER OR MY ENEMY.Ĭhristian: DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU, MERRIL, THAT SHE'S THINKING OF ME WHILE YOU'RE BANGING HER? Merril: OR WHAT? YOU'LL ALERT THE MEDIA? UHH! IS YOUR BUSINESS THAT BAD, CHRISTIAN, THAT A LITTLE AD CAMPAIGN IS GROUNDS FOR A FACE-TO-FACE?Ĭhristian: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING DIRTY POOL? 6 MONTHS AGO, YOU WANTED ME TO BE YOUR PARTNER. Merril: MM-MMM, DOESN'T SHE LOOK FANTASTIC?Ĭhristian: THAT SHE DOES, THANKS TO ME.

I'LL BE UP IN A FEW.Ĭhristian: I THINK YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE. HOW MANY MORE WOMEN CAN YOU HURT? WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?Ĭhristian: ISN'T BEING TIED TO A BED AND SLASHED PENANCE ENOUGH? 9 MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE SNIFFING THIS STUFF OFF MY ASS.Ĭhristian: YEAH, WELL, I'M TRYING TO CHANGE. WHAT I DO BELIEVE IN IS SECURITY AND GETTING WHAT'S COMING TO ME. Kimber: DUMB WOULD BE SIGNING A PRENUP, WHICH I REFUSED TO DO.Ĭhristian: SO YOU'RE GETTING EVERYTHING BUT LOVE. Kimber: MERRIL AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED IN DECEMBER.Ĭhristian: I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SMART, KIMBER, BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE THAT DUMB. IN FACT, I TELL THE MAIDS WHAT TO DO NOW. THAT'S QUITE A TUMBLE DOWN LIFE'S SLIPPERY SLOPE, SWEETHEART. MERRIL'S UPSTAIRS SUPERVISING THE INSTALLATION OF THE NEW 12-JET SHOWER.ĪRSENIC OR STRYCHNINE? WHAT'S YOUR POISON?Ħ MONTHS. HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE TO HURT? WHEN WILL YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY? THIS IS THE 10th GIRL WE'VE DONE THIS MONTH. Magnus Pike: YES, BUT, AS AN AMERICAN SCIENTIST, IT'S BIT SURPRISING THAT THE GIRL BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.
